The Girl Who Lived


I am the girl who lived. At least I am trying to be. If I look back on my life and see that I tried that will be good enough for me. I want to know that I made connections with people, that I meant something to those who knew me, and that I lived a life full of laughter and goofiness.

I'm an American 18 year old. I love watching movies, reading, and recently fell in love with tumblr. Seriously signing up was like signing away all my free time. It's fantastic :)

Things I stalk on tumblr: Harry Potter, The Office, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, things I find beautiful, and funny stuff in general (occasionally dark and inappropriate humor amuses me).

Things I hate on tumblr: porn (don't want it in my life or clogging up my dashboard) and people who live to hate (Screw hate. Joking around is one thing but straight up blind hate is messed up. People have enough crap in their life they don't need other people bringing them down)

Ask me anything

I have solved the ultimate question!

1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

2. Andrew Garfield

3. Jim Carrey

4. Emma Stone

5. Tina Fey

6. Ellen DeGeneres

7. Ryan Gosling

Pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever figured out. I spent an hour writing the list and deciding who would attend and another hour getting the perfect seat positions. This is the most perfect dinner ever created ever. I’ve got two beautiful men I love, respect and think are hilarious on both sides of me and the trinity of funny woman! And I got Jim Carrey between Emma and Andrew just because it will be funny to watch Jim creep up on Andrew’s girl. And F your I I put Ellen between Tina and Ryan as a lesbian vagina blocker. I don’t trust any straight female next to my Ryan!

I can’t stop smiling when I imagine this dinner…in fact there will be fan-fic for this event

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Don’t judge, even the extremely ugly have feelings :)

chivalrouskiller:

<3 me some Jim Carrey!

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Please tell me I’m not the only one who wanted to have a party like this.

rachelfest:

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My top 12 celebrity crushes (I guess I don’t really like guys my age haha—and weird is attractive to me)

James Marsters, 49

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Oh Buffy you little tramp. I guess I can forgive you for this one though

Matthew Lewis, 22

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  i cant stop watching this.. even better, watch it while youre listening to this

Jensen Ackles, 33

Oh, Jensen :)

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James Phelps, 25

James Phelps 2011

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Jared Padalecki, 29

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John Krasinski, 31

Look at that John Krasinski has a crush on me too. DOWN BOY!!!

Ryan Gosling, 30

DONT COVER THAT SWEET SMILE!!!

Russell Brand, 36

Johnny Depp, 48

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Steve Carell, 49

Is tonight a full moon?

Jerry Trainor, 34

hammiesamilton:  Can I please date him?

Jim Carrey, 49

Ugly people have feelings too

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